May 2010
This will be an actual mummification of an animal that was killed for human consumption. This practice represents the highest form of Egyptian Death Magic. The mummification will be performed by Madame PD Cagliastro from a well studied ancient text elaborating on the Egyptian thanatological obsession and worship of Anubis.
The animal will be mummified in the manner in which Egyptians mummified sacred animals to be entombed with the deceased. This is NOT an animal sacrifice, as the animal will already have been available as a food product. The animal is not poultry and will be delivered intact.
The use of canopic jars for organs, salts, aromatic spices and oils for preservation, and an elaborate wrapping process will be used. The one dozen ticket holders will be invited to participate in the actual hands on process of this scientific and spiritual event. If you are a necromancer, this event will be inspirational to your work and have additional magical values.
Each of the participants will leave with a talisman from the process in a leather pouch. All participants MUST be 18 and over. Libations will be served, and vodka and absinthel to those over 21 before and after the actual mummification. The cost of this event is $71 per person.
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