Ms. Dirty @ Offbeat Home →
“Let me introduce you to my new Flickr obsession, Ms. Graveyard Dirt. MGD is a witch living in the UK. Here, she gives us a tour of one day this summer — in ten photos.” — Cat Rocketship (via Offbeat Home) Here’s how mothereffin’ busy we are: I didn’t even get a chance to mention that my semi-feral life was recently featured at Offbeat Home through a ten...
Graveyard Dirt: Hosting Issues →
Ahoy there, Darlings! Graveyard Dirt’s experiencing some hosting issues which we’re trying to resolve. Everything’s safe - and we’re totally, totally okay (although I can’t say the same for Peck-Man if that motherfucker steals and drops another one of my eyeshadows in its fucking bird bath) - but it could take a day or two until the site’s up and running. Just...
Guys I really don't think you understand how... →
Dude! We’re totally scheduled to bake this today! I also gotta figure out what I’m going to do with 5-6 ripe pears… knightoftaurus: Plus, it’s stupidly easy to make. If you have the time and resources, make it. You won’t regret it.
TC (Tumblr Crow) Loves Tumblr:
No Mail on Sunday
Somewhere in NE Scotland there’s an indoor carrion crow staring out of a bungalow window while protectively holding a greeting card in its beak.
Recipe: Cream Cheese Pound Cake →
It’s time to period bake, Darlings.
An’ I love hate songs, ‘bout mass...
I work at home; my in-laws don't.
Weekends can suck my bleeding vaginal canal.
Giveaway the Second ends September 20th at 12:01am →
Ms. Dirty on Facebook →
Hell’s officially frozen over: Ms. Dirty’s now on Facebook! With Graveyard Dirt’s first sale looming in the not-too-distant horizon I thought it was high fucking time to drag my expletive-rich ass over to the social networking giant to get better connected with readers, friends and future customers. Right now I’m holding the personal aspect of FB at arm’s length...
A Darker Shade of Pagan 09/11/11 →
Happy Sunday, Tumblr! theskysgoneout: Pagan sounds from the underground. Playlist for 09/11/11 [direct download] [subscribe via iTunes [podcast feed] Unwoman - Ceremony The Machine in The Garden - Power and Prophesy The RaZor Skyline - Vittoria Chelsea Wolfe - To The Forest, Towards The Sea The Changelings - Xenoglossia I Break Horses - No Way Outro Monica Richards - The Mighty Zola...
House Of Eleggua - Newsletter Reminder →
magickshop: Our third newsletter issue, featuring two beautiful Yoruba legends, is out tomorrow - have you subscribed?
FACEBOOK: Ms. Graveyard Dirt →
I’ve been avoiding Facebook like the motherfucking plague, but I need a page to promote my work so I finally caved in and created an account. (<- You facebook folk go easy on my ass now, y’here?) ETA: If any of you guys want to hand out free advice and/or tips about ~*~the FB experience~*~ I’d be crazy fucking grateful. XO!
All Effin' Fronts*
The angelic hosts would weep in divine despair if they had an inkling of how motherfucking behind my earthly ass is right now. We’re talking on all effin’ fronts: journal writing, photo editing, replying to emails, responding to comments, answering direct messages, sending snail mail, fulfilling promises, working on trades, finishing projects, decorating gifts, bone working, gardening,...
…some day. (Dominion/Mother Russia, The...
themysticsdream: Can anyone suggest some good pagan/wiccan forums? I would love a place where I could have daily conversations with others about paganism / wicca.
I don't want to start a riot, but...
…the Hedgerow Hooch bottles for November’s sale? Are officially in the motherfucking house.
Ms. Dirty's 2010 Toadstool Oil →
A quick peek for the interested.
#01’s mummified body was a mystery to me. I was use to fresh; fresh fractures, fresh decapitations, fresh trauma. My scavenging teeth had been cut on the grisly and grotesque to ensure my ass had the necessary fortitude to work with pungent, unsavory remains*. (<- 2009’s Lammas fox is a good example.) After a year of rescuing roadkill I was familiar with new death, and all of the...
Man, I'm really fucking down.
DISCLAIMER: If you decide to reblog any of my roadkill pictures please keep all of the relevant information (i.e., name, title and Flickr link) with the image. (Why?) My roadkill work’s cool enough to post pictures of (or reblog), but not cool enough to support? You guys understand that if I can’t sell what I’m working on then there’s no fucking point in doing it, right? I...
Photo Uncrediting Douches
You guys, please don’t be photo uncrediting douches. I don’t want to have to ruin all my fucking pictures with watermarks, and you don’t want to carry the brunt of my insane-motherfucking-bitch fury. Can y’all please be cool and just respect the one and only goddamn thing I ask?
Oven-Ready Roadkill Pheasants? →
I’m not sure how to delicately phrase this, so you’ll have to forgive my ass for getting right to the effin’ point: would any of you UK folk seriously consider buying an oven-ready roadkill pheasant from me? (<- These birds? Don’t taste any different from the ones you’d buy at a market or butcher. In fact, we prefer eating roadkill because there aren’t any...
Ablutions for the Dead*
I never got the chance to bathe my dead mother’s body. Sometimes I think all of this - i.e., the entire rescuing dead animals thing - can be traced back to the fact that I never got to say my silent good-byes to the person who had birthed, loved and raised me. Click photo for larger image. Even in the muddy haze of grief I dimly appreciated the gut feeling of wrongness when encountering...
Ablutions for the Dead
When an Orthodox Christian dies, his body is washed and dressed before burial. Although this custom is not considered to impose any sort of ritual purity, it is an important aspect of charitable care for the departed. Ideally, this should not be deferred to an undertaker, but should be performed by family members or friends of the deceased. When an Orthodox priest or bishop dies, these ablutions...
All Recipes: Carrot Rice →
Sowmya (via All Recipes): “Fragrant basmati rice sauteed with carrots, onions, fresh ginger, peanuts, and cilantro. You will be surprised to taste this delicious rice.” Part of tonight’s vegetarian meal, sans cilantro. (<- Fuck cilantro. If I wanted to gag on metal I’d give the Iron Giant a fucking blowjob.)
As he who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in all your conduct; since it...– 1 Peter 1:15-16 (via fathershane)
Biting My Nails
Good fucking Lord! My uniquely special toadstool (Amanita muscaria) oil? Has captured the blazing colors of every Harvest sunset. Now there’s a bit’o’light infused in the very essence of the psychoactive ointment to help drape a protective mantle of warmth over your shoulders when you begin crawling down the fly agarics’ mushroom hole for an Underground visit. * * * * * ...
NEW UK + EUROPE TAXIDERMY FORUMS! →
curiouscrowtaxidermy: I made this with the intention of supporting the UK and European taxidermy community! Especially as we seem to get sidestepped a lot by big taxidermy forums *coughs*. Colours are horrific right now but I am completely new to proboards so excuse me D| I’ll try make it look better soon. Looking for mods!!