Can I divulge something that should probably be embarrassing but isn’t thanks to my inability to feel self-concious myself due to autism? I started out with a half a fucking jar of jelly (my own personal stash of this batch), and, 13 hours later, that same jar is only 1/4 full. I suspect a side order of shame is in order, but I’m actually eyeing up what’s left because I could manage another serving of toast just before bed.
On a related note: I’m so sorry money isn’t where you want it to be right now. If it’s any consolation someone actually snapped up the last one before I got your reply, and - yes! an “and”! - if I’ve been eating this motherfucker soylent green-style all fucking day long I reckon it’ll probably pass the taste tests. Thank you for your beautiful words, babe. I do appreciate it, and I hope things pick up for you. XO.
Today’s experimental batch of vegan-friendly autumn-spiced hedgefruit jelly (heirloom French Crab apples and Rosa rugosa rosehips). One jar’s already been sold; only two jars remain! And, yes, I WILL ship internationally!*
One last photo [uploaded to Facebook] to show off the amber sunset warmth of today’s jelly. It tastes like autumn bonfires, rustic apples (as opposed to the somewhat bland flavor of more mainstream grocery apples) and fleshy rosehips.
It’s like golden magic sunshine in a jar.
Ms Dirty, I won’t have money until the middle of next week, so please disregard my request if you need to get rid of them now.
It looks amazing, though, and I could use a little magic in my life right now.
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graveyarddirt reblogged this from sycamore and added:
You guys should totally get some of this is you can. Ms Dirty sent me jelly last year & it was CRAZY DELICIOUS. That’s...
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phoebeb said:
Beaaaauuutiful!
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graveyarddirt reblogged this from vampirefruitfly and added:
Can I divulge something that should probably be embarrassing but isn’t thanks to my inability to feel self-concious...
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vampirefruitfly reblogged this from graveyarddirt and added:
It’s like golden magic sunshine in a jar. Ms Dirty,...won’t have money until
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cocoroachchanel said:
HOW MUCH?!?!!?!?
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