MS. GRAVEYARD DIRT

How to steal a cup of coffee when you’re an indoor crow:

Indoor Crow was Bad Indoor Crow today. Thankfully ancientcurlingsea’s reblog has made me reconsider choking it as sleeps on a slipper in its bookshelf nest.

ancientcurlingsea:

graveyarddirt:

Guzzle several mouthfuls of decaf Snickerdoodle before thoughtfully testing the milky waters with your nasty ass foot. Watch in delight as sharing human abandons cup of coffee with a defeated sigh.

Peck-man is the actual best crow.

reblogged from sawdeathonasunnysnow

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   Peckman is ALWAYS the best indoor crow. I am already peck-man’s number one fan. Fanclubs. Shirts. Little flags we wave...

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   Oh ho ho. Roane is famous. My little berd is all grow’d up /wipes tear

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   Peckman is ALWAYS the best indoor crow. I am already peck-man’s number one fan. Fanclubs. Shirts. Little flags we wave...

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    problems I wish I had

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