Ms. Dirty’s Harvest-Themed To-Effin’-Do List

Harvest duties (away):
** Sacred Hill: take deer heart, deer meat and offering breads (boob & cock)
** local graveyard: dig up garlic, replace with new cloves and daffodils
** stone throne: Salve Regina rite; remember cock bread and blood
** Harvest offerings to: new dead, animals, old dead and the land
** Monk’s Knoll: “steal” locally grown potatoes
** Secret Valley: leave roast pheasant dinner offering for giant

Harvest duties (home; outside):
** plant spring bulbs
** plant garlic in roadkill graveyard
** plant necro-plum pits
** prepare Gothel’s Garden for winter
** fix backyard fence
** move Stone Cock at first frost
** dig up animals from roadkill graveyard

Harvest duties (home; inside)
** perform Stone Cock burial rite
** clean up after the bride
** purchase 110ml jars for preserving
** bake bread casket for stag’s heart
** buy remaining ingredients for Halloween hooch
** log all preserved 2012 foods in a journal
** create Halloween menu
** source Fet Ghede ham
** create Fet Ghede menu
** inquire about Midwinter goose
** log all information re: apricot liqueur
** fill out all mail-in forms
** begin feeding spectral herd 21 days before Halloween
** source wild boar for Halloween’s stew
** create mega-Halloween altar
** bake Ukie apple cake for Baba
** bake Scots Seed Bread for Old Woman

The good news? Only 4 away-from-home chores left to complete! Which, okay, doesn’t seem like a big fucking deal, but I’ve spent 2.5 years chipping away at some portions of this particular Harvest-themed to-effin’-do list, so finishing this shit is the culmination of several Harvests worth of work.

Please bear with me as we steamroll ahead, October cold be (god)damned!

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    DONE.
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